Who will pay me to do nothing?

I am incredibly lazy. All I like to do is sit on the internet and look at whatever interests me and sometimes chime in with my personal opinions. I'm sick of working. I have hated evey job I've ever had. Are there any schemes out there where I can make money sitting at home doing next to nothing? I'm not talented, inteligent, good looking, or nice. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or do any work. Your input is appreciated.